I might be movin' to Montana soon Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss
Raisin' it up Waxen it down In a little white box That I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn't Have no boss, But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Well I just might grow me some bees But I'd leave the sweet stuff To somebody else . . . but then, on the other hand I would
Keep the wax 'N melt it down Pluck some Floss 'N swish it aroun'
I'd have me a crop An' it'd be on top (that's why I'm movin' to Montana)
Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss That's growin' on the prairie Pluckin' the floss! I plucked all day an' all nite an' all Afternoon . . .
I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss (His name is MIGHTY LITTLE) He's a good hoss Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway Any way
I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss Even if you think it is a little silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I'm gonna find me a horse Just about this big, An' ride him all along the border line
With a Pair of heavy-duty Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand Every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand
By myself I wouldn't Have no boss, But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Well I might Ride along the border With my tweezers gleamin' In the moon-lighty night
And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee 'N give my foot a push . . . Just me 'n the pygmy pony Over by the Dennil Floss Bush
'N then I might just Jump back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn to Montana
... seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen... reaching for an over sized chrome spoon he gathers an Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside Proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt... He turns to us and speaks:
This weekend I made a batch of muffins.
God I miss Frank Zappa!
This version is from October 28, 1977
Following are the complete lyrics, but you need to hear Mr. Zappa do it!
Of course, the guitar solo is unreal!
The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen... reaching for an over sized chrome spoon he gathers an Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside Proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt... He turns to us and speaks:
Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk Yuk... lets try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design. Later he says:
Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!
Girl you thought he was a man But he was a muffin He hung around till you found That he didn't know nuthin
Girl you thought he was a man But he only was a-puffin No cries is heard in the night As a result of him stuffin
**
Maybe not directly surf related but close and I am busy working on a post you'll really like!
Sets were waist high with a few shoulder high sets snapped a few pics so you could see for yourself.
I am thinking about going into the surf biz I found this old surf shop that hasn't seen any action in a while The location isn't too bad, I figure I fill the whole thing with mats and fins how can I miss!
One of OC's best kept secret lefts was trying to work this morning, but just didn't have enough juice.
if you don’t they never dry out all winter and that can't be good
I can't afford a new wetsuit this year so I am going to give this a try
I'm going to alternate between my two old ones
At least I can get into a dry one
I have high hopes that they'll last longer
Another pair of booties
they REALLY never dry out, even if you only surf on weekends
if you can’t swing the whole other wetsuit
go with the booty thing
you’ll be glad you did
funky booty mold is worse than nuclear waste
A hood
you lose a large percentage of your body heat from your head
Surfers ear is no picnic
Really important if you surf where there's wind
Ear plugs
the poor man’s hoody
I have noticed that even without the hood I am significantly warmer when I wear earplugs.When you add in the possibility that you are at least slowing down ear exostosis it's a win - win deal.
(sorry about throwing in the win-win corp speak but I need to keep in practice in case I ever land a job)
Winter fins
If you use fins in your surfing you need to get a bigger pair since you will probably be wearing full booties now. No one enjoys the foot and leg cramps from wearing too small fins. It may be time to get "more fin" as well as winter conditions aregenerally a little heavier than summer.
Board Leash
If you use a leash winter is probably time to get a new one
Board length and surf height appropriate
Winter wax
Probably time to clean off your old wax, fix any dings and reapply water temp appropriate wax
Age appropriate adjustments must be made to the treats however
Little kids - still get candy, some things are already perfect
Tweens - so what do you get a tween? The best marketers of our time are making billions on the market segment but I have no idea. Twilight tickets?
Legit teenagers - This group is easy, beer, pizza and condoms. You can't beat the classics.
Twenty / Thirty somethings - Hair products seem to be the rage. Keep it from falling out for the men and products to straighten, curl, color and shape it for the ladies. Maybe a SUV or a SUP? (What they really need is a baby sitter for those rug rats but that's just me)
Forty / Fifty / Sixty - Sample size Viagra for the men and for the women a day at the spa
Sixty plus - Grandma and Grandpa don't want no stinking treats! But they will empty the bowl when you aren't looking,
The Pax is the iPhone 5 of Vaporizers
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*This in from Anonymous:*
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* "By this I mean a real breakthrough. Elegant, small, stealthy. When you
press down on the mouthpiece, it pops up and activat...
been riding ye ole blackstoke II.
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i love this board. so refreshing. it spends more time on the wall than in
the water...for better or worse. when i ride it i feel like i am cheetin on
me fe...
Mick Waters
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Courtesy of Paul Whibley, our SW Australia correspondent and all around
lucky bastard, a few snaps of a recent trip over that way. He was
accompanied by B...
Vaquero Especial "K"
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My 9'0'' and 9'6'' Andreini's
These are really easy to ride and seem to ride a foot shorter than they are.
Chris Brock on the board that i...
for symmetry's sake...
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"drifting about, chaining the endless airy Leagues, themselves approaching
a condition of pure Geometry?"
'tho' for symmetry's sake, " interposes DePugh...
From Steiny...
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(Photos: Dave Brown)
Hi Paul,
We took a big group of autistic kids surfing this morning. Some real
runners and wrigglers. They all calmed down...
Bob McTavish: The Tracker
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After the Plastic Machine and his sessions at Honolua with Nat Young, Bob
McTavish visits Santa Barbara, California and surfs Rincon. The result of
his tes...
boom cat!
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The other Anslow demonstrating camp breakfast skills, Port Orford, OR,
with style....
I chose these pictures because they are, to me, the embodiment of...
Watertight and shipshape
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And from this....
To this....
We're very near setting sail. Steady as she goes. The windows are in and
the wiring is being handled...mostly by me so it'...
Two beautiful new Pendoflexes for Mr. A.
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Hi there! Steve built two beautiful double-winger swallowtail Pendoflexes
for Mr. A., a 9′2″ and an 8′0.” Steve hand-shaped each board using EPS foam
and h...
Peanut Butter Coast: T-shirts
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Our friends over at Peanut Butter Coast have teamed up with Teespring, to
create some silly shirts. You should buy one. They’re American Apparel.
They’re o...
So much to blog!!
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I wrote the perfect blog about the two times I surfed after my head
injury.... And I went to delete a duplicate picture from the I phone
blogger ap... And...
Smile
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[image: GREEN-6]
Your on Candid Camera….Neal Cameron pictured above.
[image: scumm]
Eric da Bolt…..Scummiester !!
with his new Korean Fan Club…classi...
Of Beards, Boards, and the Naming of Things
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It would be a nailbiter if TofuChris and I had a beard-growing contest. My
Scottish/Jewish heritage has me predisposed for both facial-hair density
and un...
Blue Mind
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I am in the midst of an incredibly intense few weeks of giving. How could
giving be intense? Sometimes it takes all that you have. That is me right
now. I ...
In the Sea I am Free
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*"We are tied to the ocean. And when we go back to the sea, whether it is
to sail or to watch - we are going back from whence we came." ~John F.
Kennedy*...
Beered Art | June 2, 2013
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In conjunction with the North Coast Open Studios event, I went ahead and
lined up some fine beer from Redwood Curtain Brewing Company and decided to
hold m...
2nd Tube Ride Entry Update
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Chad Stickney has recompiled the footage he initially sent me to include
all of the best tube rides he has scored this year. I have replaced the
footage ...
Display at the Conran UK Shop
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Display at The Conran Shop UK store. Complete with Doug Walker's short film
playing! Thanks David Woodman for sending us these! Thank you to the Conran
...
Still alive :)
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Although it has been pretty quiet here, i am still alive.
Most of the action, music wise that it, is going on here, in case you are
interested:
Http://www...
Quiksilver Ceremonial Chile 2013 Teaser
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Here’s a little preview of what to expect in this year’s Quiksilver
Ceremonial competition which is to be held in Chile.
The post Quiksilver Ceremonial C...
Happy - Art Trading
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Alessandra Mello made art cards for me
A friend of mine and I traded art with each other. We planned it two
months ago and met up this weekend to trade. M...
english long bows
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*here is a project I have meaning to do for long time. I have shot archery
from the age of 10. my father taught archery 50 year ago at the rec center
I use...
A set for the Florance Family
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Last month we were informed that the Florance boys were frothing over one
of our Handplanes and wanted a grip. We were stocked to make this set and
know th...
on freeness
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on that path. yes that one. you the one where you dunked that guy three
times and sent him in – tail between his legs. he was lucky a next guy
didn’t get a...
Hi I'm Jersey Pete (peter misson)
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I live in Cannes in the South of France surf the Atlantic & Mediterranean,
yes there is surf in the Med in winter. My mat quiver is 4GF Standard,
Tracker R...
Better Late...
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Honored and really quite stoked to write a hefty little feature about Steve
Pendo for SLIDE. He and his design work are totally unique and inspiring.
I'm...
Salmon Theory
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Are you committed enough to surfing to endure this kind of experience in
order to get your stoke on? Casey Lockwood shares his thoughts on what it
is like ...
Gone
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Friends, like most of the iconic structures around the Noosa Shire, this
Blog will soon be demolished.
It's replacement is *Modyssey* (modern + odyssey)
P...
The UKMS Forum is BACK!
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-----------------Hello there.As you may be aware, I recently had my Google
account hacked meaning I lost access to the UKMS blog. After some internal
chit-...
Scenes from a Day of Magic in North Cornwall
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My fellow Surfmat riders and I had a get together recently (details HEREand
HERE). Here are a few shots from the day. As always, click to enlarge and I
hop...
TURTLE BAY RESORT ANNOUNCES PI’I MAI KANALU
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Turtle Bay Resort is thrilled to announce the implementation of a
wood-shaped surfboard course led by Hawaiian craftsman Tom “Pohaku” Stone
beginning in th...
All rise…
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I took down the Mat Movie Forum today. I doubt it will be deeply missed
*sniff*, but if you want to pause for a moment of silence, now is your
chance. Actu...
Papa's Got a Brand New Bag
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I'm back. And, in the words of James Brown, "Papa's got a brand new bag."
That's right. In the last few months, I've gotten into riding *bags*... of
air. ...
Surf Swap for the Last Saturday of the Month!
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Looking for a good deal on a used surfboard, vintage surf/skate goods,
clothing? Got something to sell? If you have something to sell, email is at
info@she...
Featured: Kevin Roche
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kevinrochephotography.wordpress.com
Kevin is a seriously talented photographer and all around great human
being. I love his work in general but the thing...
Waving goodbye!
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Waveriders has come to a shuddering stop since I discovered surf mats. So
this is the last post and one in which I say goodbye to all you good folks
who h...
I Paddle for the Monotony
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Standing in the registration line for a paddleboard race a few years ago, I
was talking to the guy behind us in line. He asked me what class I
paddle. I ...
Waves
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A wave lasts only moments
but underneath another one is always to be born.
This isn't the Tao of people but of waves.
As a student of people, waves, the Ta...
Guthrie
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My computer isn't working so hot which makes posting a drag. I've taken
heaps of pictures and hope to have some of them up soon.
'I hate a song that make...