Just let it be!

Please leave my arbitrary space time coordinates alone.

It disrupts my sleep and it's very hard to make the cat understand.

I tried to tell him about Benjamin Franklin and saving lamp oil but he just doesn't get it.

If you keep this twice a year shenanigans I will be force to move to Arizona

and none of us want that.

I have other concerns about this space time biannual two-step.

I think we are tearing smart holes in the space time continuum.

For example

I was riding my mat the other day

on a wave I knew I wasn't going to make

when suddenly

the whole universe made a quarter turn

and I came screaming out of the section to make the wave!

OK that part was cool

but the rest of this day light savings time thing needs work.


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