Just let it be!
Please leave my arbitrary space time coordinates alone.
It disrupts my sleep and it's very hard to make the cat understand.
I tried to tell him about Benjamin Franklin and saving lamp oil but he just doesn't get it.
If you keep this twice a year shenanigans I will be force to move to Arizona
and none of us want that.
I have other concerns about this space time biannual two-step.
I think we are tearing smart holes in the space time continuum.
I was riding my mat the other day
on a wave I knew I wasn't going to make
the whole universe made a quarter turn
and I came screaming out of the section to make the wave!
OK that part was cool
but the rest of this day light savings time thing needs work.