and the cats...
Another morning in the books
The internet is all about our new alien overloads, the cats, and I for one welcome them
I just spent five minutes
mashing up cat food with a fork from the good flatware
because fluffy doesn't like to chew
not because he has an abscess or some dental condition
Actually, come to think of it
he has more functioning teeth that I do.
He just can't be bothered with biting and chewing
unless it's on my arm, but that is another matter
So there you have it
another 5 minutes of my precious lifetime spent
as an unpaid intern
staff for my cat.
this is just as I expected my life to turn out