I brake for surfmats

Over at Surfmatters yesterday the subject of bumper stickers arose from a post.

I was amazed that there weren't any surfmat bumper stickers

I am obviously easily amazed and wrong as it turns out

There are bumper stickers available over at the Mat Surfers site

So this is going to be one of those "playing the home game" posts where I try to get you to come up with a good surfmat bumper sticker.

Feel free to blatantly rip off any existing themes

"My Honor Student Rides a SurfMat!"

"Give me Variable Inflation or give me Death" - I'm sure Patrick Henry would have ridden a mat

"One Score and Three Breaths ago" - a little obscure

You think you can do better?

Show me in the comments section!

Have fun*

*political bumper sticker better be in good taste and really funny or they are gone.

Comments

pranaglider said…
not surfmat related but

"My hands have never been cleaner"

and then in tiny print

"and my mind has never been dirtier"

would make a good bumper sticker
Anonymous said…
i always liked,

"Blow Me"

up
pranaglider said…
Anon - Yes you can never go wrong with the classics...
Gravity Surge said…
Probably too political, “Surfmats Matter”
Speedshaper said…
Matter, Antimatter or Surfmatter? My universal constants.

Blow your mat, Blow Your Mind!

Surfmats scrambled is sum farts

Solid (my body) Liquid (ocean) Gas (surfmat) All states of "Matter"

Surfing's more fun when you have gas! Low inflation Surfmatting

Surfmatting-It looks stupid unless you're doing it (So does sex)

pranaglider said…
Grav and Speedy - Great stuff! thanks for playing the home game

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