We'll have film at eleven

no they won't

first, off no one uses film anymore

it's all digital all the time

we exist only in the matrix

you would think they would fix that morning sideshore wind subroutine...

second, eleven used to be the last installment of news

before the stations signed off

played the nation anthem

and everyone went to bed

now eleven is just another digital timestamp

that is moved about, rather arbitrarily here in the US

interfering with the delicate balance

between my attempted sleep cycles and the cat's bowel habits...

Speaking of  the news and my cat's bowel movements

it looks like mr trump

may not be back

for next seasons

TV docudrama

"The President".

As for me

the weekend's swell is looking to be blown to ribbons

by a pair of early season low pressure systems 

so I'm off to get some

while the getting is still good