Santa rocking the kayak this year
And so it came to pass...
we find ourselves in the middle of the pre - holiday rush
Massive trucks, loaded down with our collective GNP,
roam the streets ejecting packages,
soon to be presents on every street and row
I myself take this opportunity
a flat spell in the fall
to add another 10 pounds of blubber
those butter cookies are so delicious!
"the better to play Santa", I tell my self
But will the mini-mat even recognise me?
Will the Omni with DRP even float this mass?
Maybe I need to look thru the plus size racks