/*23 Breaths: Santa Baby*/

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Santa Baby

Santa rocking the kayak this year

And so it came to pass...

we find ourselves in the middle of the pre - holiday rush

Massive trucks, loaded down with our collective GNP,

roam the streets ejecting packages, 

soon to be presents on every street and row

I myself take this opportunity

a flat spell in the fall

to add another 10 pounds of blubber

those butter cookies are so delicious!

"the better to play Santa", I tell my self

But will the mini-mat even recognise me?

Will the Omni with DRP even float this mass?

Maybe I need to look thru the plus size racks

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