Three turns to the beach

 

This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?

What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff.

Exactly.

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Large south swells walled up, up and down the beach.

Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...

The dead rising from the grave. Zonies gone wild.

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.

All the while surfers try to get three turns into the beach.