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Goin' Right

  I thought I would paddle out old style, under my own power even though everyone takes the water taxi out to the lineup now a days. It not a taxi of course, but a custom backwash wave that moves you from the shore out to the waves or where the waves will be, its sheet glass right now, not even a ripple. The artificial off shore wind machine hadn’t started yet. The waves I ordered from Surfline won’t be arriving for another 15 minutes yet. Surfline – “Let us know before you go and we’ll make it so". The weather modification technologies that became available after the big nano tech breakthrough allow the onetime forecasting company to manufacture swell to order now. I have been following the storms since I put my order in and the waves will arrive right on time or your money back. LOLA wave modeling programs which started off modeling swell and bathymetry now worked in conjunction with an AI and nano tech in the sea floor to provide the perfect ocean floor for the swell direction...

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Leashes killed surfing

The Dead of Winter

again and again

perhaps

Summer is

Twister

My new band name is PodBayHal and the Moon Men

We are gonna need a bigger boat

until tomorrow