I brake for surfmats
I was amazed that there weren't any surfmat bumper stickers
I am obviously easily amazed and wrong as it turns out
There are bumper stickers available over at the Mat Surfers site
So this is going to be one of those "playing the home game" posts where I try to get you to come up with a good surfmat bumper sticker.
Feel free to blatantly rip off any existing themes
"My Honor Student Rides a SurfMat!"
"Give me Variable Inflation or give me Death" - I'm sure Patrick Henry would have ridden a mat
"One Score and Three Breaths ago" - a little obscure
You think you can do better?
Show me in the comments section!
Have fun*
*political bumper sticker better be in good taste and really funny or they are gone.
Comments
"My hands have never been cleaner"
and then in tiny print
"and my mind has never been dirtier"
would make a good bumper sticker
"Blow Me"
up
Blow your mat, Blow Your Mind!
Surfmats scrambled is sum farts
Solid (my body) Liquid (ocean) Gas (surfmat) All states of "Matter"
Surfing's more fun when you have gas! Low inflation Surfmatting
Surfmatting-It looks stupid unless you're doing it (So does sex)