two hours before sunrise

I have tried

Lord knows I've tried

but the cat

just doesn't "get"

this whole daylight savings time deal.

To be honest I don't care for it much myself

but since this has been the "good" change

and I theoretically get to sleep in a bit more

I won't break out my arsenal of reasons why

they need to leave the arbitrary time reference points

alone.

Be that as it may,

Mr. Vicious (Mr. V if you know him really well or have a tuna in hand)

he don't care.

If it was time to get up yesterday

two hours before sunrise

then today we get up

two hours before sunrise

Maybe if I could teach him how to read the clock...