The mean ole nasty Wedge

The rider only identified as Boof the photographer remains unknown

The wedge riders are all crazy

to a man

and I include the women riders in both comments

But who cares for the surf mats?

Later on

at low tide

when they dig poor Boof 

out of the sand

out of the mau

of the sand monster

slowly digesting him

(seen distinctly in the right of the photo above)

will their first question be

"how is the mat?"

no

It will be 

we found one of your 

legs

over there 

by the rocks

let's go have a beer

so I'm starting a fund

for the surf mats

send you money

to prana

@

glider

dot 

com