Go Outside

Surfing the net?
Look out the window
(you know the glass things kids hit balls thru)
Found the window? Good!

Is it still light outside?
Good! Go outside find something to do.
Play! You remember how don't you?
If it's dark than bring a light
If it's cold then wear a coat.

Trust me when I tell you
that no good stories start with
"So I'm just sitting there on my arse, surfing the net when suddenly..."
Not one

Besides,
there will come a time
when going outside
won't be an option