Seasons Greetings

Welcome to the Circle Celebration


It has come to the point
Where the "kids" are old enough
to know, without a doubt, that
Christmas comes from
Amazon and not from Santa.

It turns out the Santa
with his huge overhead costs,
(retirement and health benefits
for the elves) couldn't
remain competitive
and the market segment 
combined with the huge increase
in housing, fuel and other
petroleum related
costs for the population in general
Amazon has the edge.

Sorry old guy,
you say you deliver
all in one night
but brown drops the stuff
off at the door step.
Free with minimum purchase
But I always liked the red suit and the beard

I'm thinking why even wrap it?

Just shove it all under the dead-ever-green,
and celebrate the
major economic stimulus event
that christmas has become
It's moves the economy, which would collapse without the sales for the quarter,
just before calendar year end
one last chance
to goose the books
so we are in the black for the year
and we get our bonus.

Just in time to shop for presents

Besides the cardboard packaging sort of goes
with the tree

Happy Solstice
Welcome to the Circle Celebration 

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