so it's definitely fall...

I know that for certain
because I'm writing this post
and I'm writing this post
because I'm not playing guitar
and I'm not playing guitar
because my skin is cracked

(take a quick look at the inside of your left index finger
flex the finger
you see where it bends the most?
That first joint?
That's were my skin has cracked)

and because I am completely without skill or talent
I use barre chords
perfectly lining up the crack in my skin
with any number of steel strings
widening and quite painfully deepening the crack
with each pseudo bluesy strum

all of this because
it's fall
and the wind is offshore
and the humidity is effectively zero
and my crate paper skin is cold and dry
so it's definitely fall...