405 Parkway

The 405 Freeway

is neither

well 405 maybe but certainly not a "freeway" and I will get to that in a moment...

Let's take it apart

"free" has nothing to do with the transportation system in any shape or form

and it certainly is not the "way"

so here at 23B we have voted to make some changes


Henceforth,

(any day I get to use "henceforth" in a sentence is a good day)

the misnamed "405"

shall be known as

the 405 "place-where-hundreds-of-thousands-of-people-spend-hours-of-every-day-that-they-will-never-get-back" parkway