Crunches like an apple tastes like a grape!

Been watching the back n forth on the FB pages for the Wedge crew(s) so when I saw this in the grocery store yesterday I knew it was important enough to photograph and post on the internets.

True it's no cat but it is a body surfing ape with a hand plane

They said body surfing

(and by extension mat riding etc)

could have have no future

no ER or ING

because there was no commercial potential

no way to sell people things

they don't need and don't really want

by associating them with talented riders

of waves

But there has been a change

if we live in a world

where a talented ape

riding a handplane

can be used to sell

grape flavored apples

then anything is possible.

now stop the world

I want to get off