Bumper Stickers

Over at Surfmatters yesterday the subject of bumper stickers arose from a post.

I was amazed that there weren't any surfmat bumper stickers

I am obviously easily amazed and wrong as it turns out

There are bumper stickers available over at the UK Mat Surfers site
(I know where I'm doing my Christmas Shopping!)

So this is going to be one of those "playing the home game" posts where I try to get you to come up with a good surfmat bumper sticker.

Feel free to blatantly rip off any existing themes

"My Honor Student Rides a SurfMat!"

"Give me Variable Inflation or give me Death" - I'm sure Patrick Henry would have ridden a mat

"One Score and Three Breaths ago" - a little obscure

You think you can do better?

Show me in the comments section!

Have fun and have a nice weekend