March

"In like a fire hose out like a ball of wax"
or is it
"In like an arachnid out like a cow"
maybe it's
"In like a spark plug out like a bit of twine"

However the old nursery rhyme goes,

It has rained (or wanted to) just about every weekend

Since forever.

Now that I have a barometer implanted in my back I'm getting very good at predicting the weather and I have developed that "special" relationship with my heating pad.

I would gladly trade these things for a few good waves.

* The rain is actually ok but if we could move it to the middle of the week when I'm trapped inside and let the weekends be clear and offshore I would appreciate it!