When exactly?

did I loose any cool I might have ever had or even aspired to?

Not that I was ever this cool

classic photo of steve by JDub

Or even this cool

But I find myself shopping in Kohl's

pushing the cart

that contains

new bathroom rugs

we intend on purchasing

to feather

our nest

The high point of the day mind you

Scooting along wishing I had a couple of pain killers

I glance to one side and spot an old geezer

and think to myself at least I'm not THAT bad!

Then suddenly realizing,

it was a mirror

But when did it git to this?

Oh well summer is coming, maybe that will help.

Daddy jeans
Crocs
and a Zoo sweatshirt
I trip the light fantastic
Well maybe not light
and clearly not fantastic