Eddie are you kidding?

Late night and early morning low clouds again

 and again, and again and again

for this neck of the woods, May and June means

fog and sprinkles

no not that kind of sprinkles

The it's-not-raining-but-I-have-my-wipers-on-all-the-way-to-work-anyway kind of sprinkles

Technically this could be called rain but that would be insulting to the real rain so I just call it sprinkles.

By noon it's hot and sunny until you get within a couple of miles from the beach,

Original Photo by Jason Hall "Photoshopped" with Gimp if that's possible

where it is still foggy with a side order of wind.

It begins to wear

on my psyche 

I turn to Tom Waits

to give you the

profound lowdown 

with this Emotional Weather report